majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

animusbell:

animusbell:

imo the funniest possible thing for tumblr to do right now would be adding numerical discriminators to usernames

  • discriminators were extremely useful on discord and there was no point to removing them
  • discriminators would be a nuisance and an inhibition on tumblr and there would be no point to adding them
  • everyone loses
  • it’s the Tumblr Way

Anonymous asked:

How do u pronounce iao?

cryptotheism:

dragon0w0:

horsedestruction:

cryptotheism:

Ee ah oh

If you say it fast it sounds like EEYOW

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wtf is this image

Ialdabaoth.

napstachill:

tomatomagica:

i have an important concept for my sona but I’m already in bed so I’ll have to ask my sibling to draw it hold on

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apas-95:

begging people to understand that there’s a difference between getting into handicrafts as a hobby and being forced to engage in constant busywork for the sake of persistence. yes I’m sure you enjoy weaving. im not sure you’d enjoy it if it was all you did every day to keep a family of fourteen clothed while they work fields. and I’m sure they’d enjoy gardening in their free time too, but after a few years of ploughing stones under the sun, they’d probably also wish they could just buy stuff from a store. cottagecore fantasies aren’t reality, and just because peasants had a better class position than you do doesn’t mean their lives were better than yours are now.

cryoverkiltmilk:

lesbianrecorderplayer:

swagging-back-to:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

i would… i would do so much… i would do everything and anything for her.

[VD: A tiktok of a buff, blonde woman in a green and cream dress and a white hairband. Text over the screen reads “I forget that I can’t wear cute cottagecore outfits because I’m jacked and I look ridiculous”. The video then cuts to a woman with brown hair and blonde highlights, who has a thick Slavic accent, and she says: “What is more cottagecore than being strong from ploughing fields and moving the tractors? You are beautiful strong woman. You are cottagecore.” /End ID]

Woman…. Big… pretty

baka-monarch:

archeom:

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Cube : )

Minecraft

ruimtetijd:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them